Me: Sir, online banking activate karvani hai....form kaha milega..???
Employee: Beta 2 min ruko form le kar aata hu....
Me: Ok..uncle..... ( ***plz note....To get the work done faster...I changed from sir to uncle...)
Employee: ha beta...( showing the form..) ye idhar acc number likh do...yaha yaha aur yaha signarture maar do.....
Me: Ok uncleji...!!
Employee: aur beta coffee loge kya...?? ( ***hey ...look it works..)
Me: arre nahi uncle... thanks.... :)
Employee: karte kya ho....which college..??
Me: ucleji buss abhi abhi engineering complete hui hai....
Employee: ohh...good......kaunsi field main kari hai.....gsits se kari kya????
Me: aaaa.....mmm.......uncle maine IT main kari haii.......Acropolis se......
Employee: arre ...badiya.....bahot taareef suni hai acropolis ki.......aur campus vampus kaha hua...???
Me: aaa....uncle hua toh tha lekin letter kahi se nahi aaya....final joining ka..........
Employee: ohhh......koi baat nahi beta aa jaega.....haaath paao maarte raho....sab accha hoga......
Me: hmm.....ye lo uncle form bhar diya..
Employee: beta MBA karlo tab tak......time waste mat karo....kam se kam padhia toh ho jaegi.....
Me: ha uncle soch raha hu.......
Employee: ok engineer saab....aapka online banking 3 din main activate ho jaega..( **seems like luch time hop gaya...)..
Me: uncleji...koi special procedure.....
Employee: ha beta rehta toh hai lekin tumne toh IT main hi engg kari hai na toh easily samaz jaoge...
Me: ok uncleji...thank you......
Employee: ha beta....ok......
In social gatherings.......
Someone: hey beta....kaise hoo.............mummy kaisi hai.........aur tum kya kar rahe ho.......
Me: namaste aunty.......mummy badiya hai.......maine abhi just engg khatam kari hai.....
Someone(now onwards aunty): kahi job lagi ki nahi.....??? he he he he he ........meri behan ki ladki toh abhi 3rd year main hai...usko kuch guidance do na.......abhi bulati hu usko............arreeeee payal....( shouting very ery loud......) .....jaldi aaa.....
Me: ha aunty ...hua tha placement lekin abhij tak joining nahi aai....aur shayad aane ke chances bhi kam hai....woh abhi mandi chal rahi hai na...isliye thodi prob hai.........
Aunty: arre beta aur woh tum abhi airforce main gaye the na waha kya hua???
Me: aunty waha last round main ahar ho gaya tha.. :(
Aunty: beta abhi toh kahi bhi job karlo......koi bhi pakad lo......bus paise se matlab hai.........chalu toh kardo......fir dekhte rehna yaha waha........
Me: ha aunty .....buss try kar raha hu.....kuch offer aaye hai...keh rahe hai 4 mahine withour pay kaam karna padega Bangalore main.......
Aunty: arre baap re.........bina paise ke bangalore main............dekh lo....
Me: ha aunty....3 mahine se soch hi raha hu......
Aunty: ok beta.....batana fir kya hua....aur mummy ko bolna main yaad kar rahi thi.....
Me: ok aunty....bbye.....( ****arre payal toh aayi hi nahi.........dhat tere ki,.....***)
Hi all......
above were only 2 of the situations that i am facing now a days.....
..the list continues......everyone just wants to emphasize that currently their is recession and I am jobless......workless and all......
our doodhwala......kaamwali bai....postman.......etc etc each one asking ..... " aur beta kya kar rahe ho aajkal..."
earlier I used to just say ki " abhi xyz semester main hu...." but now everyone seems that they were just waiting for me to get graduated..........and emphaseze by calling me "engg sab...oooo engg sab..." seems funny but ............yes .....it hurts............a bit.......or a lot sometimes......
anyways...I am trying to survice through this phase also........AND....I can't answer each and everyone that.........
1. I was 2 times conferenced out in Indian air force.... ( positive side: kam se kam vaha tak toh pahucha.....)
2. When I was gone for IAF interview ..both the times....a good MBA college was calling me for GD/PI....( bimtech...itm mumbai/chennai....singhgad.....etc etc....later on core MBA's were filled..)
3. I was offered a job in mphasis but it had random timings and another company wants to get work done from me for free upto 4 months....in bengaluru......
4. I am allotted a seat in IPER , Bhopal....through MPMET....( for those who don't about IPER.....its Institute of Professional Education and Research....the best in Bhopal.......and better then many colleges in my own city Indore too.......but the only drawback being.......its not hyped....but....... do contain and a strong brand value...)
although I have filled the fees and completed other procedures......the only concern is to leave Indore and go to Bhopal.......But I am afraid of the the special group of people giving free suggestiosn to everyone.........again and again telling to my parents....." are bhabhiji pehle kahi hi job karvalo usse......uske baad MBA karao.......pata hai humare relatives ka ladka abhi USA main hai......usne bhi MBA nahi kara......) AND....arre bhabhiji usse toh abhi drop dilvao....CAT main thode aur mil jaenge toh accha cllege mil jaega usko.......AND....arre usko Bhopal kyu bhej rahe ho......chodo best vest ka chakkar.....Indore ke kisi bhi college se kara lo MBA....aakhir rahega toh MBA hi na....beta bhi aankho ke saamne ghar par rahega......
I know the same situation is with many of the people.....I just tried to mention some feelings of the same group.....yes the same group having many big plans .....ambitions......
I hope in future...our generations will be given more value because we are very bravely facing the recession....and the society too.....
he he he.......
