Observations.....

hi all....

I always wonder why we wear clothes...is it really for protecting ourselves from the cold or heat.....or is it just for fashion........for both the above reasons...or just for being comfortable.........

anyways before I say something more...since its my personal blog and I want it to be read by my future generations.....I definitely want my grand grand children's to read how I used to spend my exam days and also the days after the exam......

here I go.......

Alarm 1 rings@ 3:30 a.m...........
Status........Sleeping(Me.....)...........Awake(My room partner.....)
He puts the alarm off and tries to sleep..........

Alarm 2 rings@4:00 a.m. ...........
Status.........Sleeping(Me......)......Awake(Now the room partner is awake but trying to sleep.....by covered his head using a pillow....Cursing me........!!!.)
Alarm rings for 10-12 times and stops automatically.....
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Alarm 6 rings@7:00 a.m. .....
Status...........!!!!!!!!!!!!Err.......shit man...........aaj toh paper hai.......!!!!! chal be uth.......

Now at 1 p.m. .........
Me:- Yaar bhai ab phatt rahi hai....kya kare..........
Him:- Ha yaar....lekin ab kya.........Chal Dev D dekhte hai.........

At 6 p.m........
Hello..!!!! Mummy........ha bus de diya.......
ha theek gaya....chalo abhi next paper ka padhna hai phone rakho........
bbye.....dhyaan rakhna.......


( My university is having the most weirdest time slot for the MBA exam......scheduled at 3-6 p.m.)

At 7:30 p.m. .......any Movie will do the work of washing away the bad memories of same days paper.......

alas.......anyhow I/we managed to give all our exams on time....(God knows the result.....)

Now I am in my home and yesterday experienced the most boring activitiy on earth....)...that is to go shopping.............

But this time I rather enjoyed it by noticing others .......

A teenager boy with a huge belly...walking as if his back side is bandaged.... came to but a T-shirt with her "Maasi" ( The maasi was looking like a retired bollywood heroine.....wearing revealing saari and talking on her Nokia E series......in a bad good......good bad Hinglish......)

Boy: Maasi ye kaisa hai........
Maasi: Theek hai betaji......lo ye 4-5 aur try karo.....

later....

Boy: Ye Ed Hardy wala le lu........
Maai: Ha...aur ye 2 pink colour wale bhi le lo...,aajkal Betaji Pink is new colour for Men.......
Boy: Haanji...
Maasi:- ye Provogue wala Mirror print le lo ek.......suit karega......

The boy looking horrifyingly khatarnaaak when he walked out of the changing room.....doing a even more Khatarnaak Cat walk.........wearing a black t-shirt ...having Provogue printed in Mirror like material....
The print was exactly on his belly...making it look larger then ever.....

Maasi:- Waah betaji.........teri Girl Friend toh dekhte hi reh jaegi.....

This was the Hardest part to hear..........
( I don't have a belly........I don't look that much Ugly........and that Rs.900 mirror print shirt must have suited me more than him....)

But truth is truth....Girls are girls.....Mysterious as ever..........(Recent study says......in 60% cases ....Dumb also...)

again...

Boy: Maasi ye 5 le li hai ...baaki apan Mufti se shirt le lenge......
Maasi:- Ok Betaji......

I huffffffed a bit....and carried on my search for a good tees...

I got the answer why Indian fashion industry is not that booming...and Indian economy is flourishing as ever..........Thanks to the retail giants and the marketing strategies......

Anyways apart from the boring shopping and interesting incidents like those......the only next good thing happened to me was.....

A young girl wearing a simple looking white top...having features like Megan Fox appeared next to me on the counter..............

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Before ending the Blog......
Lets pay our homage for the renowned Management Guru Dr.C.K.Pralhaad who gave us the idea of "Fortune lies at the Bottom of the Pyramid...."

His idea helped the big companies boost their performance ...............





With the thought of being regular in writing blog.........

yours ...
Aditya............